Social Security Alerts, News & Updates
Oh, what a surprise! A federal judge has stepped in to block yet another executive order from our former commander-in-chief. This time, it’s about Social Security funding – because apparently, threatening the financial lifeline of millions of Americans seemed like…
Social Security Benefits to Rise 2.5% in 2025 Adjustment Good news for America’s retirees! A 2.5% increase in Social Security benefits is coming in 2025. This Cost-of-Living Adjustment (COLA) will provide some relief for the millions of Americans who depend…
Social Security’s “Generous” $2,400 Monthly Payments Coming in 2025 Oh, wonderful news for all you hardworking Americans counting on Social Security for your golden years! The Social Security Administration has apparently decided to grace us with a whopping $2,400 monthly…
Social Security Reflects on Its Enduring Mission This Thanksgiving Oh, how heartwarming! Social Security is taking a moment this Thanksgiving to pat itself on the back for its “enduring mission.” Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like a government agency congratulating…
Social Security’s “Revolutionary” Appointment System Slashes Wait Times Oh, wonderful news, everyone! The Social Security Administration has finally discovered this amazing new technology called “online scheduling.” Who would have thought that in 2023, a government agency could implement something the…